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→ Anonymous whispered : how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

cliffical:

turn ons

  • 6ft males that play with kittens