Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig →
I’m meeting my girlfriends for brunch! I hope we can sit outside!...– Tracy Jordan, as a white woman
NINJAWORLD... the new cool place to live.
Ninjaworld is the best place ever. If you are confused on whether or not Ninjaworld is a suitable location for you, here is some information. - In Ninjaworld, EVERYONE is familiar with all Disney songs. As it is a musical kingdom, people often burst out into Disney song everywhere you go. - Obama is very important to Anna Yesypenko, Ninja God. Therefore, Obama will be respected in the Ninjaworld...
Peter: You'll see, this horse will be a fine addition to our family.
(Horse pees on floor)
Peter: You know what? I don't want him to feel self-conscious. Everybody pee.
Lois: Peter, we...
Peter: Everybody pee, NOW.
Stewie: We're an unusual family.
I seriously LOL'd at this. xD
Nearly Headless Nick: I would rather die than betray his trust.
Ron: That's not saying much, seeing as you're already dead.
i have finally accomplished a life-long goal of mine. at the library earlier today, i acquired Muzzy (The Language Learning System) videos in French!! ahahaaa! i am very bored, cuz now anc camp is over :( so i’m just gonna go learn some french now and laugh at muzzy’s big-fat-green-fuzzy-wannabebarney-ness.
MREEEOOOWWW– Oreo, the amazing wonder cat.
PHILLY'S SOCCER TEAM :O →
twitters 140 limit bugs me. because of it, i cannot describe my gorgeous basilisk creation. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW this is so random. but i need more tumblarity. my cat is attacking my face again. apparently its a cats way of saying “hello”. EAST NORTHUMBERLAND HIGH. its a song. its stuck in my head.
A very strange interview.
Me: I know what you did last summer.
Marin: It was the Keebler elves, I swear!
Back. from. camp. :(
hello nerds. my tumblarity went down. i didnt know that was possible. it is. fml. haha the drama/improv class at ANC is by far the coolest class ever. we had this whole murder mystery thing on the last day. it was at a superhero convention. i was Origami, with the power to make anything out of paper and destroy villians with paper cuts! be jealous. apache! jump on it! jump on it!
The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time. One with a collar,...– Spongebob Squarepants
So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate...– Jim Halpert (via tunaeverynight)
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best...– Chris Rock